Tuesday, March 31, 2009
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment in Florida…
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever is available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I’m worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
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Funniest part is that..
They hired him because he was so honest and funny!
SANDY.
posted - 3:22 PM
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD!
I HAVE A HUMONGOUS PIMPLE
RIGHT SMACKED ON MY FOREHEAD!
JUST GREATTTTTTTTT..
ESP SINCE TML'S MY CAMP!
extremely short post for now.
might post when i get home.
that is, if im not tired.
oh crap,
i still need to think of what's for lunch.
evelyn's picking the bill. :D
SANDY.
posted - 11:02 AM
Monday, March 30, 2009
Okay tried something new today so
I decide to post about it.
Lets call today only all RED LINE shopping outs!
Went from plazza sing to raffles place,
to far east to the opposite building,
(sorry forget what's it called)
to takashimaya and to J8!
Alot of places right! hahas, and I made kwen boon wait for 30 mins.
XDXD!
Hahas sorry larh kay :P
But today was really jinx!
We didn't get to buy what we wanted.
Planned to,
go plazza sing to buy checkered hat and red and back stripes long socks.
But got nothing there, end up eating yoshinoya. :X
Planned to,
go raffles places to buy my cute anime shoes and some cute clothes.
(My aunt told me there was a cute japanese shop there)
In the end we cant even find that shop should have closed. :X
Btw everything there is like overpriced? hahas
But I did caught my eye on a cute baby pink majong tiles set!
If I know how/love to play I would sure buy one!
Last minute decide go far east since there got there 77th street.
Bought my black and white checkered hat,
Though I would like to see the red and black one first. :X
Going over the opposite building was a last minute decision.
All the branded goods!
Why am I not filty rich!
:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Planned to go takashimaya to buy a netbook, kwen boon's idea.
Lols, anyway that was the deal.
He pei me shopping then I pei him buy netbook.
LOLS!
If not I cant be bothered to go to every mall's the best! :P
AND IN THE END
there also don;t have his netbook he wanted.
Okay here comes the good part.
Since we heard Eunice Lim, my evil twin,
works there...
We wanted to give here a surprise visit!
But she was not there but at home.
Wah again another disappointment.
BUT!
ALL MUST READ THIS!
I was not HALF as disappointed as kwen boon! XDXD
he got so emo! XD
NVM! YOU CAN DELINED THIS!
BUT YOU CANT DELINED THE NEXT FEW FOLLOWING WORDS!
As coded by Kwen Boon.
''Ya lorh so disappointed,wah no netbook never mind,
but no eunice lim leh.''
AND
''Hais confirm the person stand beside me sway larh,
that's why I cant see eunice lim.''
WAH! ALL SEE HOW INHUMAN IS KWEN BOON!
LOLS!
BLAME HIS ALLY CUM FRIEND WORH!
SUCH A INHUMANLY ACT!
DON'T YA ALL AGREE! MEI LIANG XIN DE!
XD
Too bad kwen boon :P
For I still choose to post this! lols!
MUAHAHAHAHA.
But really quite sway larh.
I wanted to buy a shirt from bossini but the two stores we have been
don't have it.
WAH! anyways I saw it on this month teenager magazine.
For once I saw something nice that I like.:X
They ask me to try bugis or amk hub.
Wah, should have gone to amk hub instead of J8. :(
Hope to go real bugis soon!
Anyway waste my money at J8.
Bought things which is not on my wish list.
A ring and a watch.
Okay larh both add up is less than $15.
Must spend my money wisely le.
At this rate I'm going broke very soon. :(
posted by:EUNICE
posted - 10:48 PM
2 days more to camp!
i'm so ecstatic about it!
i hope my course wont be filled with
ppl who fake american/british acccent. -.-
even though i do subconciously use it sometimes.
but only during oral reading!!
i alrdy saw a foreigner who signed up for my course!
wonder if i will see her for the camp.
this week's pretty hectic.
society from mon to tues.
and camp on wed to fri.
grandma's on either weekend.
leaving only ONE punny rest day.
okays, i gotta go sleep now.
have to reach society at 10am.
and i'm meeting grace after that.
to buy her Cotton On sandals.
and perhaps i shall get myself 2 skirts.
my wardrobe is seriously lacking in that.
i have so many 3/4's and jeans,
but i only have 2 skirts.
one of which is too loose for me.
which carries the number down to ONE.
okay crap,
the witch woke up.
gotta run!
SANDY.
posted - 1:45 AM
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Okay today is chaotic!
Was anticipating today too!
I get to go out with marie!
After like 1003242834792721 days!
She ask if I wanna pei her to the Fei Luan Hai autograhp session at IMM.
And we planned to go bugis street after that!
Nice plans right!
But it all backfired when my handphone 'died' and we got separated.
Oh ya sorry marie for worring ya. :X
lols.
I MUST SAY!
It was hell there.
All the girls pushing, all the squeezing.
Worst are the screams.
Suffered headaches just now.
This places are really not suited for me:X
Nvm larh pei marie worhs.
FOR THE RECORD!
You have to queue like 6 hours just to get their autograph and at most shake hand.
Lols.
Can tell marie likes them a lot.
Pity US that pei her. :P
At one point of time,
(screaming session)
I felt someone was looking at me,
turns out behide a girl was smiling, (abit giggling with smiling)
at me.
I wonder what was my expression just now O.o?
I swear she was looking at me!
I think she must be thinking,
''cant take it too huh, haha pity us.''
OR
''Hahas another victim.''
It should be like that! Either way or another!
or is there option 3 O.o?
Still I just smiled back to her then without me knowing
My hands was over my ears already. lols!
After I got separted with marie I really left the queue!
Cant stand it le.
So I waited for them until 5.30 then gave up.
Handphone no batt so we cant contact each other.
Apparently they were done at 6pm. :P
Though today turns out quite unexpected...
I'm still quite happy that I get to spend time with marie. (:
I took the wrong line back ... red line...
Ended up taking a longer route home.
So what the heck I went to bugis grab a shirt I wanted to buy today
then rush back home.
It was a wrong choice taking the red line! waste time.
By the way I think this is my first time going out to buy things on my own.
Serious! ><
But I find it not bad, to travel at my own pace and all.
That's why I got home late again today. ><
Still all I can blame is myself.
Why oh why didn't I charge my handphone,
Freaking piss, this is not the first time already!
I putting a vow here!
I WILL NOT CHAT ON PHONE USING MY CELL!
I MUST use my house phone.
I MUST say ''can I call you back using my house phone?''
My handphone being low batt all the time is getting on my nerves already.
Last night it was around half bar or so somemore.
I don't have the habit to keep charging my handphone.
so I have to control my time chatting on my cell.
If outside then got no choice larh.
At home will use house phone.
Coz Eunice cant live without chats too. :P
I think ... hahas
Also must blame my freaking charger.
For some unknown reason, it can't charge well.
It's freaking annoying.
sian kwen boon says anything ends up with me will spoil fast.
Hais, even my parents thinks so too.
I feel like tossing it out of the window now!
But first ups, anyone wanna spon me one:X
Hahas.
Okays things aren't going well for me.
Handphone no batt, psp GOING to no batt,
When I came home on my lappy only left 8% batt. -.-
Argh how on earth can I not be piss off.
Only one good soul which I'm please of.
My ipod shuffer!
I'm like listening it the whole day and it's still surviving!XD
Without it... being deprived of music too..
I think I would be freaking piss off.
Hahas Okays.
I really want a want a shopping trip now. :X
I KNOW IT'S NOT LONG SINCE THE LAST ONE.
But but!
Clothes Clothes Clothes!
I just haven't had enough!><'''
Hope my mums doesn't sees this!
If not all hell shall break lose for me.
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pray next week there will be 2 shop outs! ><
My friends! Auto ah! XD
Hahas joking larh.
Kays thats all for today.
Cya again.
posted by :EUNICE
posted - 8:24 PM
today was great!
woke up to a fantabulous lunch.
dined at ichiban sushi.
omg i ate tonnes of sashimi!!! ^^
ordered beef sukiyaki and shared with mom.
the meat was super tender.
went to walk arnd the mall aft tht.
quite a few shops are closing down.
i wonder what kind of new shops will open.
quite anticipating the new changes.
went to challenger aft lunch.
bought a set of hot pink earphones.
my brother got himself a hooked type.
and i chose a compact fit.
my brother's one looks sleek.
cause it's leather.
hah. did i mention im obsessed with leather now?
went home after that.
played 1hour worth of resident evil 5.
bathed and left the hse with my brother.
he had an outing.
i had to go back to challenger.
to exchange my earphones cause it was faulty.
the exchange was pretty quick.
pick one of equivalent value or more.
choose your earphones and sign one document.
pay outstanding costs and leave.
so in the end i got myself an earphone
costing $37.50 i think.
lucky i had membership.
if not i'd have to pay more.
well, im actually quite glad that the first was faulty.
cause the music quality was really bad.
then again, one cant expect much from a $12 buy.
the one i have now has great music quality.
so overall im a satisfied customer. :)
and i just finished packing my camping bag.
i swear the students at SP
have lousy organisation skills.
i was told to bring..
3 sets of home clothes.
extra clothes.
dark coloured clothes that can be thrown away.
like wth?!?
now i dont know exactly how many im supposed to bring.
it's only a 3 day 2 night camp.
why the heck do i need so many clothes.
and it doesnt help when mom is paranoid,
asking me to pack 6 sets of clothing.
i managed to reduce it to 4 sets.
but still...
my bag is seriously so bulky and heavy now.
and the funniest thing is.
i dont even know why.
i dont rmb packing so many things!
maybe the police officer at the mrt
will think that im a terrorist,
and asks to check my bag. O.O
well, on the brighter side of things.
i found a lot of branded stuff.
shoe bag from hugo boss.
sunglasses from emporio armani.
cap from adidas.
travel bag from ripcurl.
and still a couple more.
i shld seriously start scouring for bargains.
which im happy to announce that
ice lemon tea is having 50% discount.
bags and belts are buy 1 get 1 free!
a pity though,
cause none of their stuff are nice. >.<
anyways,
anyone knows where i can buy a nice waist belt?
dark brown, black, grey, bronze, silver or gold please.
okay, gotta go sleep.
i doubt i'll be able to make it to MacRitchie Reservoir tml.
it's 3.18am right now.
and im supposed to wake up at 8am.
i'm still going for an outing in the aftnn.
99.999999999% i wont be able to make it.
nvm, there's always next sunday.
and i'm going to the gym with grace the friday after next.
cheers to exercising!
SANDY.
posted - 2:57 AM
Saturday, March 28, 2009
okay. this is the 200th post!
i seriously cant believe it.
cause when i first decided to go back blogging,
i thought i'd barely last 2 months.
this blog was created..
around 4 or 5 months ago?
i cant rmb cause i honestly suck at dates.
(pun not intended, if you even get what i mean)
so.. i've decided to dedicate this post to music!
since i LOVEEEEEEE music.
i cant live without it.
it's akin to losing a limb.
life's just not right if it's gone.
as quoted from Detriot Metal City,
no music, no dream.
anyways,
here's what's on repeat mode on my mp3.
in no particular order..
Right Here (Departed) - Brandy
Kelsey - Metro Station
Untouched - The Veronicas
Thinking Of You - Katy Perry
mad - ne-yo
Decode (Twilight Soundtrack Version) - Hayley Williams
fly like a bird - mariah carey
01 Gee.mp3 - Girls Generation
Crazy Love - DBSK
Let me be with you - Chobits
Orange [Full Version] (Anime- Toradora! ED2) - Kugimiya Rie & Horie Yui & Kitamura Eri
oh and on a sidenote,
i didnt get to buy my riverisland pumps. :(
cause i'm not on their size charts!
grace says this is a sign that im not meant to buy it.
does this mean i shld buy the yoga flats from adidas?
anyways, i bought my sports shoe today.
it's PURPLE!!!
and it costs a whopping $89.90!
i'm so glad i didnt choose the hot pink one.
cause now i think it looks kinda bimbotic. hah!
okay, im going to turn in now.
super tired.
out of the house at 9am,
and reaching home only around 11.30pm.
this is not how i expect life to be.
okay, goodnights everyone! :D
hope y'all enjoy the music!
SANDY.
posted - 1:07 AM
