oh man.
my memory is seriously starting to fail me.
i cant rmb if i posted an entry about a 'international sicko day'.
okay in any case,
even if i've posted about it before,
i'm gna post it again. (;

i cant rmb which day it was,
but there was this day at work,
when i met ALOT of weird sicko people.

first encounter was during work.
this man who was in his 50s was browsing through our goods.
and the korean bags caught his eye.
i was attending to him at that time,
he picked up a bag,
and slung it over his shoulders.
i was quite shocked at that time,
cause obviously no guy ever does that.
so i thought maybe he was buying a gift for his wife or child.
kept telling myself to keep my cool.
and that's what i did.

that was until he opened his mouth to speak...

Man: "Girl, do you think this bag is nice?"
Me: "Yeahh, it looks cute." *fake smile*
Man: "Ya. i think so too. but i dont know if i should buy or not."
Me: "Hmm. the bag only costs $15. so cheap. why not buy it?"
Man: "But i just bought a gown the other day." *frowns*

i swear at that moment i was totally going
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
the weirdest thing was that when he said gown,
he did the wavy hand movement from his torso towards his knees,
to roughly show me how long the dress is.
okay, i was damn desperate at that time.
cause sales was average.
so any kind of sale would be good.
so i told him out of desperation.

Me: "maybe you dont like this colour. but for this design, we also have the denim material colour."
Man: "huh? really?! how come you never tell me."

AND HE FREAKING TRIED TO CARESS MY HEAD.
like the way you'd stroke a cat's head.
WHAT THE HELL!
i was lucky, cos i immediately swerved my head to dodge his touch.
all thanks to my natural reaction. >.<

Me: "uhh. a lady bought that colour just now. but you can preorder with us."
Man: "but so troublesome. okay, nvm. i'll think about it while walking around."

i was super desperate by this time...

Me: "sir! but if dont buy it now. what if someone else comes and decides to buy it?! we dont have any more stocks for this design."
Man: "oh. then i kill you lor."

@$*)_#&$()^#q*&)$^&*#
he made such a serious expression,
that i almost took it for real!
totally felt lost at that point of time.
i dont even rmb what kind of expression i made.
luckily, he said finish that sentence and walked away.
imagine what would've happened if he said or did sth else.
sigh...
as if this wasnt worse enough.

second encounter with a sicko was after work.
on the 165 bus home.
was damn worn out after work that day.
so i just sat at the nearest available seat.
just so happens,
i sat behind an uncle and a lady.
the lady was about to stand up from her seat,
cos she was about to alight soon.
but the uncle,
who looked like a pervert to me,
stretched out his hand,
and held onto the seat handle of the front seat.
so the lady couldnt move out at all!
i dont know if it was on purpose or anything.
let's assume he didnt know she wanted to come out.
so the lady was panicking by now.
cos the bus was stopping at her stop.
so she pushed her way out of the seat.
of course, using her hands to push his hand/arm away.

okay, nth really sick about that.
but that's where you are wrong.
this is where all horror begins.
the moment the bus started to move again.
the man turned 180degrees behind to look at me.
WITH THOSE PERVERTIC EYES OF HIS!
i looked back at him out of shock,
and he immediately turned back.
after that, he kept turning back to look at me.

and guess what.
i couldnt sleep on the bus becos i was worried about what he would do!
and he was counting the number of passing trees as the bus was moving.
what a weirdo.

i realised the guy infront of the uncle moved to another seat.
guess he might've also realised that the uncle was weird.
so i swiftly slided out of my seat and moved 5 seats back.
what a relief.
think that's the end?
no way.

lately KFC's been have this xmas advert on the tv right?
the one with the piano playing "jingle bells".
guess what the uncle did.
he immediately raised both of his hands into mid-air.
and made the piano playing action!
like when the advert makes the piano sound.
his hands will pretend to play the sound,
in a seriously retarded way.
i swear everyone on the upperdeck was looking at him.
attention seeker perhaps?

oh gosh,
and after that,
he noticed that i was missing.
and he pratically scoured the entire deck looking for me.
until he realised i was seated a few seats behind him.
after that,
he kept looking backwards.
TO LOOK AT ME!
i know that,
cos there wasnt in my row who was behind me.
the only people behind were on the other row.

oh gosh,
i was so lucky.
he alighted smewhere along AMK road.
so i was able to rest in peace on the bus. -.-
what's with two perverts in one day?
did i have "hey perverts! come find me!" written on my forehead?
or am i a natural pervert magnet?

oh, and i saw sicko uncle no.1 today at work as well.
he recognised my face!
sorry, but i dont feel the least bit honored at all!
ugh. and he took a few steps back to look at me!
SOBBBS.
luckily, i was seated inside the stall.
so he wouldnt be able to come inside and talk to me. -.-

okays, gotta work full shift tml at thompson plaza again.
what a bummer,
going to sleep now.
1am of a thursday morning.
goodnights all!

SANDY.

posted - 12:24 AM